A Short Film

M.: Hey… Woman?!
L.: What do you want? Go away.
M.: I got an erection. What do you think I want?
L.: Fascinating. Write an article about this sensation. I’ll post it.
M.: Should I take a photo?
L.: Shoot a short film.

I admit I’m sorely tempted to drop him off at the airport today, but the luggage is too heavy.