M: Don’t want you to get hot and excited.
L: I thought that’s all you ever wanted.
M: Well, yes, actually, yes, that might be true, but not immediately.
L: Should I undress myself?
M (bursting out in laugh): No. Definitely not. I enjoy seeing you naked, but not in a grocery store. Wait till we’re at home.
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M: You’re still not naked.
L: You still didn’t say „אני חושב“.
M: Is that gonna lead to an orgasm?
L: Everything leads to an orgasm in your particular universe, Michael. A friendly handshake, an accidental touch, a bare toe.
M: .ליני, אני חושב שאני אוהב אותך
M: Das war klar. How about an orgasm right now?