A Résumé

                    MICHAEL
Write it down, would you? Name’s Michael. Age: 37. Nationality: Scottish American. Hometown: San Antonio, Texas. Current residence: Berlin, Germany. Married. Four children. Owned by two cats. Height: 6′ 3″. Eye color: blue. Old school. No Twitter. No Instagram. No Facebook. No nothing.

                    LINDA
Huge ego. Well endowed. Fucks like a god.

                    MICHAEL
Excuse me? Where is your decency, woman? Go on. Enjoys a fully justified reputation as a caring lover. Enclose within parentheses. Huge ego. Well endowed. Fucks like a god.