Don’t let your penis be homeless

„ULTIMATELY, GOD CREATED YOU and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while. Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home.“

„Therefore, if you are single you must remember that your penis is homeless and needs a home. But, though you may believe your hand is shaped like a home, it is not… And, if you look at a man it is quite obvious that what a homeless man does not need is another man without a home.”

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Ну как не оценить по достоинству перлы Марка Дрисколла, широко известного евангелического пастора из Сиэтла?

Когда масон в очередной раз запоет дифирамбы о преимуществах жизни в США, обязательно зачитаю. Надо стремиться к источникам мудрости.

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